Osama Bin Laden—March 10, 1957 – May 1, 2011

Let’s dance around the May Pole

With ribbons white and red

Let’s celebrate his leaving

A wicket man is dead.

Sing a jolly dittie

Sing and shout and cuss

For now Mister Bin Ladin

Can't ever fuck with us.

Good Ol' Cengiz Yalt-ka-ya

Good ol' Cengiz Yalt-ka-ya

Views Turkish football in a bra

He and his team they are so gay,

Hip-hip Gala-ta-saray!

Most Likely To Succeed

“Most likely too succeed,” was he

Went to Oxford, PhD

Then he met a girl named Zein

Who knew she’d have all the brains.

Molly Lewis

Molly Lewis wasn't Jewish
But she spoke that way,
But then one day she went away
Her stone read, אױ װײ*


*Oy Vay