“Most likely too succeed,” was he
Went to Oxford, PhD
Then he met a girl named Zein
Who knew she’d have all the brains.
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©2011, Stephen Labovsky
Composing epitaph is a lost art and that's a shame because everyone should have one. That's why I created Epitaphs To Go. For a limited time, you can get your very own epitaph for just $25.
So email or call, and tell me as little or as much about yourself as you wish. In just 48 hours, you'll receive your personalized epitaph, that is to die for.
So don't delay, your time is running out.
email: labo16@comcast.net or call 415 994-3277
Your satisfaction guaranteed for eternity, or your money back.
Beware ye people passing by, As you are now, so once was I, And as I am now, so must you be, Prepare for death and follow me.
©2011, Stephen Labovsky
THE ART OF THE EPITAPH
An epitaph (ἐπιτάφιος) literally means "on the gravestone" in ancient Greek.
Epitaphs are text honoring the deceased, most commonly inscribed on a tombstone or plaque. Traditionally an epitaph is in verse, but there are exceptions.
A good epitaph is considered to be one that is memorable, or at least makes one think. A wry trick of many successful epitaphs is to 'speak' to the reader and warn them about their own mortality.
So email or call, and tell me as little or as much about yourself as you wish. In just 48 hours, you'll receive your personalized epitaph, that is to die for.
So don't delay, your time is running out.
email: labo16@comcast.net or call 415 994-3277
Your satisfaction guaranteed for eternity, or your money back.
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