Sunday, May 1, 2011

Osama Bin Laden—March 10, 1957 – May 1, 2011


Let’s dance around the May Pole
With ribbons white and red
Let’s celebrate his leaving
A wicket man is dead.

Sing a jolly dittie
Sing and shout and cuss
For now Mister Bin Ladin
Can't ever fuck with us.



Good Ol' Cengiz Yalt-ka-ya









Good ol' Cengiz Yalt-ka-ya
Views Turkish football in a bra
He and his team they are so gay,
Hip-hip Gala-ta-saray!

Most Likely To Succeed

“Most likely too succeed,” was he
Went to Oxford, PhD
Then he met a girl named Zein
Who knew she’d have all the brains.